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Favorite Irish Tea Towels
Our humorous Irish tea towels are customers favorites and make excellent shower gifts, house warming gifts, Mother's Day Gifts, or St. Patricks day gifts. There nothing quite as enjoyable as a good laugh when going through your day.

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A Mother's Letter Tea Towel PW0990:
"Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive, I am writing this slowly because I know that you can't read fast. You won't know the house when you come home, we've moved. About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 hundred men under him, he cuts grass at the cemetery. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning I haven't found out yet whether it's a boy or a girl so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. I went to the doctors on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him. Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of Irish whiskey at the Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire out. It only rained twice this week, first for 3 days then for 4 days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your grandmother's plot wasn't paid in 7 days, up she comes.

Your Loving Mother
P.S. I was going to send you 5 pounds but I have already sealed the envelope."

Irish Families Tea Towel PW1300, find out where your family is from in Ireland by finding your last name on this map.

Irishman's Philosophy Tea Towel PW1480:
"There are only two things to worry about either you are well or you are sick. If you are well. Then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about. If you die, there are only two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you won't have time to worry. Why Worry."

An Irish Blessing Tea Towel 000IRB:
"May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sunshine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again: May God hold you in the palm of His hand."


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