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Nautical Tea Towels
She Tea Towel PW5040 is a very popular nautical tea towel that pokes fun at the common attributes between boat matinence and women. A great gift for a friend who has just purchased a boat or has invited you for a cruise.
"Why is a Ship called She?
A ship is called a 'she' because there is always a great deal of bustle around her: there is usually a gang of men about, she has a waist and stays; it takes a lot of paint to keep her good looking; it is not the initial expense that breaks you, it is the upkeep; she can be alll decked out; it takes an experienced man to handle her correctly; and without a man at the helm, she is absolutely uncontrollable. She shows her topsides, hides her bottom and, when coming into port, always heads for the buoys." Teenagers Tea Towel CTTSDTS is a great humorous graduation or bithday gift. "Are you tired of being harrased by your stupid parents? Act now. Move out, get a job, and pay your own bills - while you still know everything" - John Hinde. Knots, Bends, & Hitches Tea Towel PW5020 is an informative tea towel that displays different knots used aboard ship. International Code Tea Towel 000INC explains the code flags and their meaning, a towel that could prove very useful on long journeys.
She Tea Towel PW5040 is a very popular nautical tea towel that pokes fun at the common attributes between boat matinence and women. A great gift for a friend who has just purchased a boat or has invited you for a cruise.
"Why is a Ship called She?
A ship is called a 'she' because there is always a great deal of bustle around her: there is usually a gang of men about, she has a waist and stays; it takes a lot of paint to keep her good looking; it is not the initial expense that breaks you, it is the upkeep; she can be alll decked out; it takes an experienced man to handle her correctly; and without a man at the helm, she is absolutely uncontrollable. She shows her topsides, hides her bottom and, when coming into port, always heads for the buoys." Teenagers Tea Towel CTTSDTS is a great humorous graduation or bithday gift. "Are you tired of being harrased by your stupid parents? Act now. Move out, get a job, and pay your own bills - while you still know everything" - John Hinde. Knots, Bends, & Hitches Tea Towel PW5020 is an informative tea towel that displays different knots used aboard ship. International Code Tea Towel 000INC explains the code flags and their meaning, a towel that could prove very useful on long journeys.